Care to get in on the coolest club in meatspace?  Then look no further, ClubCLD has what you're looking for!  ClubCLD is a free monthly publication (that is, so long as I can afford it) that comes in a variety of physical formats mailed right to your doorstep.  If you want to get in on the action, follow these steps:
  1. Open your e-mail client and create a new e-mail
  2. Address the e-mail to
  3. Set the subject line to “CLD MAILING REGISTRATION”
  4. The body of the e-mail should be your name and mailing address
  5. Send the e-mail
  6. Receive awesomeness in the mail
That's it!  If you do all that, every month following you'll get whatever I decide to send out for that publication.  Not only is that awesome, but the content will be exclusive to ClubCLD members!  It won't be on the internet, you won't be able to download it, it'll be there in physical form just for you (though some content will be downloaded via URL in a publication; it just won't be a site easy for everyone to get to).  So sign up already!